Relax Mills

Relax Mills is on deck at Woods club and currently he is showing us his poker face with the help of Lady Gaga. There is always fun to be had been Relax is on tap. Just pop the top of this dj (plink, there goes his hat) sip and enjoy. Ok.. so this Dj isn't like a cold miller light but he is like the refreshment that comes with a nice cold beer. You wait all day to get home, open your fridge and lose yourself in a six pack..or three. Hey... I paid for it! .. and you want to fade out to good music while have a good time. Hands down, Woods club. Every single time. *Even sober I love this place.. which is saying a lot. Relax Mills @ Woods club hits the spot and I mean that. His beats are always fast, hard, heavy, full and deep. Sounds like fun right? Come get swept away with us here at Woods club. We always have room for one more. If you wanna hear Relax get here now cause he is on deck for about another hour. If you miss him buy yourself a box of tissues and cry it out. Don't worry the pain will fade but I can't guarantee your heart won't jump out of your chest and head to Woods club on its own... Nope I can't promise you that at all. (Notes a couple of bodiless hearts on the dance floor) Damn I wish people would listen... *sighs* See ya there.. I need to find a mop. *I don't drink so please don't take this seriously.